August Point Update

It's gonna be a crazy ride in to the Rocketeer this year! Get your points while you can. Just showing up once could make the difference between getting in or weeping on the outside! Your fate is in your hands. (and mine. but mostly yours.)

This is your official invite to the Red Rocket. An 18 man No-Limit Texas Hold 'em tournament which will begin at 6 PM Saturday, September 26th. The first 18 to reply to this email are in.

Who: All men interested and able
What: No-Limit Texas Hold'em, Rocket dip, cold pop, and a bounty of pre-1980's vinyl. Please bring any records you would like to share. Absolutely no Osmond's.
When: Next Saturday September 26th
Where: Red Rocket USA

The buy-in is $15 + a $2 optional add-on.

1. Travis V
2. Bryce D
3. Erik C
4. Erik G
5. Nate Z
6. Chad A
7. Matt F
8. Dan S
9. Matt W
10. John H
11. Michael W
12. Ben C
13. Adam C
14. Keith H
15. Brian B
16. Amos Y
17. Eric M
18. Justin H

Waiting List:
19. Mike L

Update This

Attack of the Newbs
So, Trav goes down to the local day labor pickup site and brings in all these guys who I think I saw on High Stakes Poker and they dominate the final table. I think he must be getting a cut of their winnings. Anywho, someone bitched about the site not being updated enough so here you go you whiner.
And tonights results are:
1. Keith H.
2. Justin H.
3. Chris C.
4. Bryce D.
5. Erik C.
6. Travis V.
7. Matt F.
8. Rick S.
9. Ian C.

Points standings will be updated and posted at my leisure.

Hey kids,
It's almost time to go back to school, but not before we smoke pipes, drink a few beverages, eat some beans, rock some vinyl and play poker.

The first 18 to sign up are in:

1. Travis V
2. Bryce D
3. Erik C
4. Ian C
5. Erik G
6. Rick S
7. Chad A
8. John H

9. Nate Z

10. Michael B
11. Keith K
12. Michael W
13. Bob M
14. Keith H
15. Matt F
16. Mike L
17. Chris C
18. Justin


Who: All men interested and able
What: No-Limit Texas Hold'em, Rocket dip, cold pop, and a bounty of pre-1980's vinyl. Please bring any records you would like to share. No Streisand, no exceptions.
When: Next Saturday September 5th at 6
Where: Red Rocket USA

The buy-in is $15 + a $2 optional add-on

July Rocketsults

Chad won. Bryce was the only Council member at the final table. It was hot. Rocketdip was excellent. Cash game was as big as the final table. Good times were had.
Here are the current standings:

It's looking to be a fight to get into the Rocketeer this year and first place is up for grabs!

Red Rocket Friday July 31st at 7

Who: All men interested and able
What: No-Limit Texas Hold'em, Rocket dip, cold pop, and a bounty of pre-1980's vinyl. Please bring any MJ records you have to share!
When: Friday at 7
Where: Red Rocket USA
Why: Because Dan Son can't make it!

The buy-in is $15 + a $5 add-on this month. 2 goes to the Rocketeer, 3 goes to website renewals and other arbitrary upgrades!



1. Travis V
2. Bryce D
3. Erik C
4. Ian C
5. Erik G
6. Chad A
7. Michael B
8. Josh W
9. Adam C
10. John H
11. Nate Z
12. Michael W
13. Keith H
14. Josh E
15. Jeromi G
16. Eric M
17. Jeremy W
18. Jeremiah J

non-clandestine info leak

For the faithful few who check this site way too regularly:

July Rocket scheduled for Friday July 31.

more details to follow.

uPdate 7/29/2009 12:49pm:

Rocket will begin at 7:00pm and the add on will be 5 bones.

"Get your twitter outta my grill!"

June Rocketsults

Erik C. out lasted, out witted and outplayed all comers late Saturday night, his final victim being Safari, and his most vicious being Trav. John H. made Josh whine a bit, Mike B. made his farthest run at the final table yet (helped out by killing me on the river way too many times). Several of us learned RAZ and Omaha at the "cashless" game. More opportunities to suck, but at least the dip was delicious. Good times.

The top 9 were:

1. Erik C.

2. Safari

3. John H.

4. Mike B.

5. Bryce D.

6. Trav V.

7. Chad A. A.

8. Nate Z.

9. Grahama

Updated Points Standings:

(I still need to add in the 25 points for high hand when I get home later. No whining yet please.

Noth'n says, "Red Rocket" like an aerosol can, an actual rocket, some hair on the chest, and an offspring. Please celebrate your father or fatherness with us on Saturday the 21st of June.
6 pm start time (Dan Son isn't coming so time applies)
$15 buy-in
$2 optional add-on
As always, pop, Rocket Beans, and vinyl records included in price.

Please email if you'd like to play.
1st 18 are in:

1. Travis V
2. Bryce D
3. Erik C
4. Ian C
5. Erik G
6. Chad A
7. John H
8. Rich R
9. Michael B
10. Jeremiah J

My Retirement Plan

Increase oxygen to the brain.
Develop Math Skills.
Release upon the WSOP in 2025.
Retire.